Which fair maiden of the WTA is pictured on the right being fitted for the Nürnberg player party?
Why, it is Angelique Kerber, Germany's very best tennis player, and the top seed this week!
Lady Kerber is also one of the top players in all the land - and a fan favorite wherever she goeth.
Nametags on the dresses giveth us clues as to whom else dost cometh to Monday night's party...
The Old Town Hall in the City Center of Nürnberg shall be the venue for the festive gathering.
Greetings, good ladies! Sandra Klemenschits and Anna-Lena Groenefeld hath arrived at the party.
And Mona Barthel, too. Lady Barthel came to the party in some kind of futuristic-looking contraption.
Her Highness Eugenie Bouchard travelled from faraway Commonwealth lands to attend tonight's party.
Lady Kerber is joined by Annika Beck for a photograph. Lady Beck is also of the home country.
Ladies Sandra Reichel and Barbara Rittner also pose with Lady Kerber and two young'uns for a photograph.
Lady Kerber with a distinguished guest of the party on the right, and a mythical creature on the left.
As well as an exquisite gourmet dinner, this party shall be full of joyful games and contests.
Who dost cometh down the staircase? Why, it's her Grace, Lady Bouchard of Montréal!
Anna-Lena Friedsam tries her hand at Cross Boule, a game for which there shall be prizes tonight.
Lady Groenefeld dost tryeth to match Lady Friedsam in the hopes of claiming a prize, too.
O'er the course of the night, player scores are tallied for all competitors in the Cross Boule game.
Lady Bouchard finishes number three...
Lady Barthel finishes number two...
And Lady Michaella Krajicek of the Netherlands dropped the hammer on everyone. #owned
Ahem... it was a magical affair. Fare thee well, and cometh back to wtatennis.com all week for more!